Brother Pastor Dixon!
What an incredible proposal to bring a manure spreader to the faggot parade! Just imagine the excitement it will create amongst the sodomites. What’s more, if the parade will be in a vicinity of a cliff, or a swamp, the Christian can direct it right there to have the homofags follow! If you do this right, you could rid a whole town of faggots this way. I will be praying to the baby Jesus on your behalf tonight as to get more ideas relative to Christian participation in the fag parade.
In His Name,
Dr. Tony Demarcus, Ph.D., D.D.
Pastor Jerry Dixon 